Beer Goggles Lyrics - Duh - Lagwagon

The turn out tonight is weak 

The crowd is looking meager 

Only 40 to 50 in the flock 

but 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock 

And you can probably see that we're not all that tight 

A couple more drinks will alter your sight 

That does not mean fight 

I'm not saying I have to be drunk 

but tequila shots make it more fun 

I'm havin' fun 

(Chorus) 

Oh, Beer Goggles 

I love to put them on 

Next to eachother at the bar 

She's thinkin' he's the one 

I'm thinkin' where's my car 

She thinks I look good 

Obviously she didn't smell that fart 

"Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?" 

Hey man, it's a start 

"Hi, my name's Barbie" 

"My name's Ken" 

The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head 

I'm drunk again 

(Repeat Chorus) 

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