Spectacular Failure Lyrics - Side Pony - Lake Street Dive

I knew a boy way back when 

His name was Bobby and then 

He asked my daddy if I could go dancing 

But he could not make a pass 

Can't tell his elbow from ass 

He was completely inept at romancing 

Oh Bobby 

It's so painful to watch you 

Well in a crowd I could spot you 

Oh Bobby 

You'll never nail her 

What a spectacular failure 

He's got a buddy named Jack 

Who likes to take it as fact 

That he and Bobby have all of the power 

But don't believe what he says 

Cuz Jack's gone soft in the head 

And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower 

Oh Bobby 

You play out every delusion 

You're better off in seclusion 

Oh Bobby 

You've never looked paler 

What a spectacular failure 

Oh Bobby 

You don't appear to be dying 

It's like you're not even trying 

Oh Bobby 

I can't excuse your behavior 

What a spectacular failure 

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