Kvetchy The Teacher Lyrics - Singles - Landau James E.f

(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") 

TRINA 

Kvetchy the teacher 

Was a total pedagogue; 

Did a student make 

But a sole mistake, 

She would mark it in her log. 

She disciplined 

Like the monsoon wind 

And gave many a detention; 

If someone still 

Broke her rules: "I will 

Assign you a suspension!" 

Kvetchy the teacher 

Was as mean as mean could be; 

Not a student smiled 

Who had been beguiled 

By her visage of amiability. 

She bestowed 

A rigid code 

Of propriety and prudence; 

And if someone broke 

The rules she spoke, 

She would go yell at her students. 

Kvetchy the teacher 

Was a disciplinary type; 

She was really mean 

And is turning green 

As she is quite "underripe". 

She was rude, 

In fact, plain crude, 

In her invective speech; 

To listen to 

Her scream at you 

Was no day at the beach. 

Kvetchy the teacher 

Had a smell like that of ordure; 

But we've never yet 

Had a chance to get 

Rid of her and all her torture.