Vasectomy Song Lyrics - Singles - Larry Heagle

I went to see my doctor, I said Doc I can't pay my bills 

The rent's all spent, the truck's got a dent 

And I think I'm getting the chills 

From being forced to sleep alone 

You know this house just ain't no home 

I can't afford no more kids, my life's on the skids 

Cause my woman says leave me alone 

Unless you get a 

Vasectomy, ya gotta get a vasectomy 

Just one little male alteration 

Could save us from another altercation 

It's a 

Vasectomy, you gotta getta vasectomy 

What a vas deferens there could be 

The next thing I knew I was laying on a table 

With a light shining in my eyes 

They strapped my wrists, they strapped my ankles 

And they double-strapped my thighs 

The nurses were giggling and I was wiggling 

Most uncomfortably 

When the Doc walked in with a perverted grin 

And here's what he said to me" 

"It only hurts for a little while 

That's what they tell me, that's what they say" 

It's two weeks later and I feel a little better 

And my mind's much more at ease 

My rent's still spent, the truck's still got a dent 

But my woman is no longer a tease 

And even down at the office, there's a lot more interest in me 

The girls all grin when I walk in and brother they mean to please 

A man with a Vasectomy 

I got a vasectomy 

Like a Fun Kissed Orange, I been freed 

Cause it's all juice and there's no seed 

With a vasectomy 

You gotta get a vasectomy 

What a vas deferens 

It's beginning to make a little sense 

What a vas deferens there could .. 

(spoken) 

here is the part that I like most 

it takes the danger out of being close 

What a vas deferens there could 

(spoken) 

They snipped those suckers right in two 

And clamped them off with super glue 

What a vas deferens there could be!