If Momma Was Married Lyrics - Gypsy - 2008 Original Broadway Cast - Laura Benanti

Louise 

If Momma was married 

We'd live in a house 

As private as private can be 

Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries, 

A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles 

And me... 

If Momma was married 

June 

If Momma was married 

I'd jump in the air 

And give all my toe shoes to you 

I'd get all those hair ribbons 

Out of my hair 

And once and for all 

I'd get Momma out too... 

If Momma was married 

Louise 

Momma, get out your white dress 

You've done it before 

June 

Without much success! 

Both 

Momma, God speed and God bless 

We're not keeping score 

What's one more or less? 

Oh, Momma, say yes, 

And waltz down the aisle 

While you may 

Louise 

I'll gladly support you 

I'll even escort you... 

June 

And I'll gladly give you away 

Both 

Oh, Momma, get married today! 

June 

If Momma was married there wouldn't be any more 

"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile! 

I will do some kicks!" 

Louise 

"I will do some tricks!" 

June 

Sing out, Louise! 

Louise 

Smile, baby! 

Momma, please take our advice 

We aren't The Lunts 

June 

I'm not Fanny Brice 

Both 

Momma, we'll buy you the rice 

If only this once 

You wouldn't think twice 

It could be so nice 

If Momma got married to stay 

Louise 

But Momma gets married 

June 

And... 

Louise 

Married 

June 

And... 

Louise 

Married 

Both 

And never gets carried away 

Oh, Momma... 

Oh, Momma... 

Oh, Momma... 

Get married today!