Are You Qualified? Lyrics - Singles - Lazyboy

Do you consider yourself intelligent? 

Are you ready to go all the way? 

Are you married? 

How do you rank yourself? 

Are you punctual? 

When do you think you will have kids? 

Have you ever had a nervous breakdown? 

Do you find yourself mentally stable? 

How do you deal with pressure? 

Do you find yourself qualified for life? 

You know you'll be you 

And I'll be me 

Thank god for individuality 

Do you consider yourself ready for life? 

You know you'll be you 

And I'll be me 

Thank god for individuality 

Don't lie 

Don't kill 

Don't smoke 

Don't run 

Don't yell 

Don't panic 

Don't steal 

Don't cry 

Don't die 

Don't act 

Don't drink 

Don't stumble 

Don't hate 

Don't bitch 

Don't cheat 

Don't fake 

Remember to separate all your kitchen garbage 

And turn the water off when you brush your teeth 

Only buy organic food 

Get a gay friend preferably with a different color 

Than your own 

You be you 

I'll be me 

Its individuality 

In a way are you qualified? 

You be you 

I'll be me 

Its individuality 

Are you qualified for life? 

You have a choice of believing in 

JV 

Allah 

Buddha 

Goya 

Uranus 

Zeus 

Coronus 

Mattes 

Apollo 

Aries 

Athena 

Althea 

Fall 

Odem 

Just to name a few 

Get married 

Get hitched 

Get loved 

Get gold 

Get cleaver 

Get big 

Get lucky 

Get rich 

Get humble 

Get good 

Get free 

Get real 

Get food 

Get water 

Get sleep 

Get sex 

Are you qualified? 

You be you 

I'll be me 

Its individuality 

Are you qualified? 

You be you 

I'll be me 

Its individuality 

Are you qualified for life? 

Yeah 

Are you qualified for life? 

Are you qualified for life? 

Are you qualified? 

You be you 

I'll be me 

Its individuality 

Are you qualified? 

You be you 

I'll be me 

Its individuality 

Do you find yourself qualified for life???