Degrassi Lyrics - Lemon Demon

Once upon a time 

There was a school called Degrassi 

And the children in attendance 

Were all fat and sassy 

Except for one little boy, and his 

Name was Rick 

People pushed him around until he 

Turned into a prick 

And took a gun, took a gun, took a 

Very big gun 

To degrassi to have himself a little 

Bit of fun 

And bang shot Jimmy and, 

Pointed it at Emma 

With Sean in the way, oh, what a 

Big dilemma. 

But then Rick died, and everything 

Was fine 

Except ahleys kinda freaking out 

Cause Craig lost his mind. 

And proposed at a party with his 

Puppy dog eyes 

But Ashley refused, and what a big surprise 

When he cried like a baby, and 

Went back to his hotel, 

And fucked up the room, and stuck 

Joey with the bill 

Then he went to a wedding, and 

Acted like a whore 

Then he kicked Joeys ass and then 

He cried a little more 

Hey! Remeber back when Manny 

And JT were going out? 

and JT was doing good, but then 

Began to doubt 

That his little stack of dimes couldn't 

Measure up to Craig's 

When he saw it in the locker room 

Between Craig's legs 

So in order to get him out of his 

Romantic slump 

Some balck kid gave him a magic 

Penis pump 

But Manny found out, and to make 

Matters worse 

It turned out that Mr. Raditch used 

It first 

Well, Paige got raped, 

and Marco is gay 

Spinner gets boners 

and farts all day 

Toby is a dork 

and Liberty is too 

Snake's got cancer 

up the wazu 

Seans on his own, and 

Ellie likes to cut 

Alex is a bitch, and Manny 

Is a slut 

Emmas kinda whiny, and 

Terri got hit 

Hazel doesn't 

Ever seem to 

Do jack shit 

Degrassi is my favorite thing 

When the theme song plays I 

Always have to sing 

I hope that it never goes off 

The air, 

I'd even miss Spinners hair.