Don't Be Like The Sun Lyrics - Lemon Demon

the king of Mars perfects his commentary skills 

I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills 

if you're happier, dial 1 now 

don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the sun 

something went wrong, I hate this song 

and if I could change one thing about the weather 

well then I would tell the world and I'd become famous 

and then I wouldn't need to care about the weather never 

ever anymore 'cause I would be relaxing in Hawaii 

but that is not my fate, I'm trapped inside a cage 

it isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot 

(it's an illusion) 

Caesar was a criminal, but his mother was a saint 

some say that it's subliminal, but I say that it ain't 

science was a masquerade, meant to sell you lemonade 

and it worked, they're laughing in their graves 

once again I'm falling down a mountain like a metaphor 

(god damn leprechauns, god damn leprachauns) 

shoot me from a cannon to the moon without a helmet on my head 

or even oxygen to breath in the offhand chance that there's no air 

air is like a something something, air is like an I don't know 

and air is just like fog but it's not gray, and it makes me want to 

breathe in toxic little fumes and then I breathe out sugar frosted blood 

all I ever did to make you laugh was breath out sugar frosted blood 

(what do I do now? tell me lest I do nothing... guardian devil) 

I'd like to make a toast to all the little garden gnomes 

who bravely sacrificed their lives for me 

I'd like to make a toast but no one seems to have a cup 

I wonder where my cup has gone. I think that it was taken by 

the king of Mars perfects his commentary skills 

I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills 

you've been standing there, blocking my view 

don't be scared by me or me, and don't be like the sun 

(because the sun doesn't really exist, it's an illusion 

that's why you shouldn't be like the sun, 

because if you are, you don't exist 

and I don't associate with people who don't exist)