Ebaum's World Dot Com Lyrics - Lemon Demon

Once upon time 

on the Internet there was a guy 

a very deepy flawed man 

they called him Eric Bauman 

he was a total asshole 

and nobody knows why 

he traveled all around 

on the pulse of each phenomenon 

from Something Awful on to Fark 

with his trusty watermark 

he stole and stuck it all upon 

Ebaumsworld.com 

it wasn't fair 

to those from whom he stole 

but did he care? 

no not one bit 

and then he had the nads 

to sell some ads 

what a piece of shit 

oh, Eric 

Eric's quite a slut 

other people's work has made him rich 

he hired some male prostitutes 

dressed them up three-piece suits 

his faithful team of lawyers 

made the Internet his bitch 

'til Lowtax came along 

punched him in the face and banged his mom 

and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced, 

had his dumb website erased 

well, sadly that's a lie, 

there's still an Ebaumsworld.com 

but if we all join hands 

and sing this song 

then our call will reach the sky 

and maybe Zeus and Thor 

will smite that whore 

I think it's worth a try 

Ebaumsworld is going down 

we gotta rise up from the underground 

and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two 

bout how stealing simply isn't cool 

so right now we're making that our mission 

and if that bastard doesn't listen 

we'll get sick of being lawful 

and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"