Holy Bison Beaks! Lyrics - Lemon Demon

well, I thought I'd write a little song 

so I wrote a little song 

then I tried to write some lyrics 

but I didn't last too long 

so I figured, why not sing about me 

trying to write a song and stuff 

and I decided to keep on singing 

until I had enough, but then I realized 

this song needs a hook 

an ironic little 

self refrential 

catchy freakin' hook 

so I made the chorus 

all about how 

this song needs a hook 

an ironic little 

self refrential hook 

and guitar solo 

(bad guitar solo) 

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this...... ok. 

(awesome MIDI guitar solo) 

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh... 

Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri-- yeah, bridge. OK? 

OK? Anyone? Hello? 

Fine. 

(music starts) 

Oh. 

baby, baby, tell me why 

why do they call it a bridge anyhow? 

you cannot walk on it 

it doesn't have a guard rail 

it doesn't even hold many cows..... 

this song is sort of caving in on itself 

and so it's going to end right now 

right now 

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... jinx!"