Knife Fight Lyrics - Lemon Demon

I tire of your mind games. 

Im sick of playing Dont Wake Daddy. 

Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me. 

But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here? 

I challenge you to a battle of knifes! 

KNIFE FIGHT, 

Youre gonna fight for your life! 

KNIFE FIGHT, 

Youre gonna fight with a knife! 

KNIFE FIGHT, 

A really really really sharp knife! 

YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT! 

Im a crazy (crazy) son of a *****! 

Ima cut you! (Cut you!) 

Swish swish! 

In a knife fight! (Knife fight.) 

Knife fight! (Knife fight.) 

Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT! 

NEIL: Let me tell you something: I cant be beat. 

MARTY: Oh yeah? 

NEIL: Yeah. Cuz Im the king of the street! 

MARTY: Well guess what, man: Ill pin you to the wall! 

NEIL: Oh yeah? 

MARTY: Yeah, your knife is way too small! 

NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and thats what counts! Im gonna make you bleed copious amounts! 

MARTY: Yeah well Ill be sure to thank you right after I shank you! 

NEIL: Punk. 

MARTY: Dweeb. 

KNIFE FIGHT, 

Youre gonna fight for your life! 

KNIFE FIGHT, 

Youre gonna fight with a knife! 

KNIFE FIGHT, 

A really really really sharp knife! 

YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT! 

Im a crazy (crazy) son of a *****! 

Ima cut you! (Cut you!) 

Swish swish! 

In a knife fight! (Knife fight.) 

Knife fight! (Knife fight.) 

Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT! 

NEIL: Im gonna slice you up! 

MARTY: Im gonna cut you down! 

NEIL: Ill put you in your place! 

MARTY: Ill put you underground! 

NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! 

MARTY: Ive got a TIP for you, get the POINT? 

NEIL: Yeah, sure. 

MARTY: Its time to face the music! 

NEIL: Time to face the facts! 

MARTY: Time to bite the bullet! 

NEIL: Time to pay the tax! 

MARTY: Ive got a blade of fury. 

NEIL: I am a ball of rage. 

MARTY: You ready, sucka? 

NEIL: Born ready. 

BOTH: ENGAGE! 

KNIFE! 

FIGHT! 

CUT! 

STAB! 

KNIFE! 

OW! 

POKE! 

KNIFE! 

MARTY: Hey wait a minute here! 

NEIL: Oh, what is it?! 

MARTY: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt! 

NEIL: Hurt? I dont want to get hurt. 

MARTY: Who does! 

NEIL: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a 

BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT! 

Tickle fight! Its a tickle fight! 

Dont bring no knife to a tickle fight! 

Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and 

Everyone can sing together, now: 

Tickle fight! Tickle fight! 

La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight! 

Tickle fight! Tickle fight! 

Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight! 

Ding dong doodly 

Nick nack noodly 

Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly! 

Tickle fight! Tickle fight! 

Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY! 

MARTY: That was fun. Wheres my knife?