Touch-tone Telephone Lyrics - Spirit Phone - Lemon Demon

I think it's time 

For you to know 

The awful truth 

The truth about me and the truth about you 

'Cause you're a brand new species 

Big cat (uh-oh) 

Space nazis 

Robert Stack (uh-oh) 

Goddamnit 

Gonna snap (uh-oh-oh-oh-oh) 

Leonard Nimoy 

Call me back (Call me back!) 

I try to call you every day 

I'm rehearsing what to say 

When the truth comes out (of my very own mouth) 

I've been working on a unified theory 

If I make it through tonight 

Everybody's gonna hear me out 

'Cause I'm the right one 

On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone 

I'm the only one 

On your AM, AM radio 

Oh, I'm crying now 

Authentic tears 

They flow out of me when I think about you 

'Cause you're the only person in the world that understands 

('Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this) 

Oh my God! (I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me) 

I try to call you every day 

I'm rehearsing what to say 

When the truth comes out (of my very own mouth) 

I've been working on a unified theory 

If I make it through tonight 

Everybody's gonna hear me out 

'Cause I'm the right one 

On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone 

I'm the only one (hey!) 

On your AM, AM radio 

Don't hang up yet 

I'm not done 

I'm an expert 

I'm the one 

The one who was right all along 

Better to be laughed at than wrong 

I'm an expert 

In my field 

UFO-logy 

Yes, it's all real 

Ancient aliens, it's all true 

I'm an expert just like you 

And like you, I'm a genius 

Before my time 

Disbelieving 

That's the real crime 

Pretty soon they'll discover me 

In the Super-Sargasso Sea 

I try to call you every day 

What can I say 

When the truth comes out (of my very own mouth?) 

I've been working on a unified theory 

If I make it through tonight 

Everybody's gonna hear me out (now) 

'Cause I'm the right one 

On the touch-tone telephone (on the touch-tone, touch-tone telephone) 

I'm the only one 

On your AM radio (on your AM, AM radio)