Beauty School Dropout Lyrics - Greased - Less Than Jake

Your story sad to tell 

A teenage ne'er do well 

Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block 

Your futures so unclear now 

What's left of your career now 

Can't even get a trade in on your smock 

Beauty school dropout 

No graduation day for you 

Beauty school dropout 

Missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo 

Well, at least you could have taken time 

To wash and clean your clothes up 

After spending all that dough 

To have the doctor fix you nose up 

Baby, get moving 

(Better get movin') 

Why keep your feeble hopes alive 

What are you proving? 

(What are you provin'?) 

You've got the dream but not the drive 

If you go for your diploma you could join the steno pool 

Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school 

Beauty school dropout 

(Beauty school dropout) 

Hanging around the corner store 

Beauty school dropout 

(Beauty school dropout) 

It's about time you knew the score 

Well, they couldn't teach you anything 

You think you're such a looker 

But no customer would go to you 

Unless she was a hooker 

Baby, don't sweat it 

(Don't sweat it) 

You're not cut out to hold a job 

Better forget it 

(Forget it) 

Who wants their hair done by a slob? 

Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled 

But still the world is cruel 

Wipe off that angel face 

And go back to high school 

Baby, don't blow it 

Don't put my good advice to shame 

Baby, you know it 

Even dear Abby'd say the same 

Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly 

Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky 

Beauty school dropout 

(Beauty school dropout) 

Go back to high school 

Beauty school dropout 

(Beauty school dropout) 

Go back to high school 

Beauty school dropout 

(Beauty school dropout) 

Go back to high school