All The Pretty Girls Lyrics - Lex Zaleta

They say all girls are bad news; 

They say every girl's a curse. 

Oh, they're quick to warn you, 

Those older women are worse. 

Yeah, those pretty girls are bad news; 

Every pretty girl's a curse. 

The wiser men all warn you, 

"Those older women are worse!" 

They say back in the Garden, 

Eve started this conspiracy. 

They say, "Ladies, I beg your pardon, 

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree." 

They say all girls are bad news; 

They say every girl's a curse. 

Oh, they're quick to warn you. 

Those older women are worse. 

Yeah, those pretty girls are bad news; 

Every pretty girl's a curse. 

The wiser men all warn you, 

"Those older women are worse!" 

Remember those Sirens back on the beach, 

Those babes no man could resist? 

Had to keep Ulysses on a short leash - 

Keep him from a rocky romantic kiss. 

But I'm tellin' you: 

Check under the hood, 

Check back in the trunk. 

You know it's all good; 

God don't make no junk. 

If I put all the pretty girls 

Off to one side of this world, 

The other side would be girl-free, 

Because they're all pretty girls to me. 

They say all girls are bad news; 

They say every girl's a curse. 

Oh, they're quick to warn you, 

Those older women are worse. 

Yeah, those pretty girls are bad news; 

Every pretty girl's a curse. 

The wiser men all warn you, 

"Those older women are worse!" 

Now we've got alimony, palimony, 

Sexual harassment suits. 

New millennium fantasies 

Selling their modern-day fruits. 

But I'm tellin' you: 

Check under the hood, 

Check back in the trunk. 

You know it's all good; 

God don't make no junk. 

If I put all the pretty girls 

Off to one side of this world, 

The other side would be girl-free, 

Because they're all pretty girls to me.