Hell Was Filled Lyrics - The Hopin' Road - Lex Zaleta

Fifteen red-eyed jugglers 

Flew in from parts unknown; 

Shared seats with ten smugglers, 

Five pirates, and a gnome. 

Thirty-one crude cutthroats 

All with a single aim: 

Sink anything that floats; 

Leave this world in flames. 

Hell was filled 

So I came back. 

Aren't you thrilled? 

Have a heart attack. 

Do you wanna 

Tell me 

Where to go again? 

This time make it 

Someplace I haven't been. 

The jugglers just finished 

Checking the Wall Street books. 

One thing was established - 

They're all liars and crooks. 

The smugglers need more space 

For their slaves and their drugs. 

It could be any place 

Where the law allows thugs. 

Hell was filled 

So I came back. 

Aren't you thrilled? 

Have a heart attack. 

Do you wanna 

Tell me 

Where to go again? 

This time make it 

Someplace I haven't been. 

The pirates want a piece 

Of each ship on the sea. 

Their leader's named Bernice, 

And he's making eyes at me. 

The gnome just came back from 

An all-night tea party. 

He's looking pale 'n' glum, 

Still sippin' his Bacardi. 

Hell was filled 

So I came back. 

Aren't you thrilled? 

Have a heart attack. 

Do you wanna 

Tell me 

Where to go again? 

This time make it 

Someplace I haven't been. 

Fifteen red-eyed jugglers, 

Five pirates, ten smugglers, 

And one Alaskan gnome 

Juneau there's a joke in there somewhere, 

Wrapped up in redneck chrome.