My United States Of Whatever Lyrics - Singles - Liam Lynch

I went down to the beach 

And saw Kiki 

She was like, "All eh" 

And I was like, "Whatever" 

Then this chick comes up to me 

And she's all like 

"Hey, aren't you that dude?" 

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" 

So later I'm at the pool hall 

And this girl comes up 

And she's like, "Aww" 

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" 

'Cause this is my 

United States of Whatever 

And this is my 

United States of Whatever 

And this is my 

United States of Whatever 

And then it's three A.M. 

And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather 

This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey punk" 

I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" 

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley 

Officer Leroy comes up and is like 

"Hey, I thought I told you" 

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" 

And then up comes Zafo 

I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?" 

He's like, "Nothin'" 

And I'm like, "That's cool" 

'Cause this is my 

United States of Whatever 

And this is my 

United States of Whatever