Would You Believe That Lyrics - Lil Dicky

Sittin in the backroom 

Bein weird like a chatroom 

Tryna chill, but I feel the appeals 

Hella real, now it's looking like I'm that dude 

Always knew I could be that cool 

And I ain't worried bout a rap duel 

Cuz 9/10ths of the names in the game digging trash like a mafuckan raccoon 

Made that tape with a gang a hope 

And now the hope done changed to know 

And now the notes that Dave done wrote 

Been looking like a bunch of muthafuckin famous quotes 

And nowadays I ain't phased when they sayin the jokes 

Get in the way of displaying the flow 

Like ain't nobody rap this way, gonna crack this game 

It's a waste if he playin em both up at the same time 

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I ain't even supposed to be the same guy 

Ay you gotta switch the funny with the fake shit 

Make a fake hit, bout the money rake and 

Getting babes like a late zach morris up in bayside 

That's the only way da shit'll see the daylight 

I ain't even gotta humor dat 

Cmon bruh, even though I'm pretty new to rap 

The songs y'all make stink like tuna cans 

Cmon dog where the real ingenuity at 

Errbody wanna act the same 

And rap lame crap, tracks get attacked the same 

That's why I been up in this muthafucka practicing 

Cuz errybody in the game bout to know D 

Old me, not another fake fucking phony homie 

You'll see... 

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Bet a beer that when dicky done 

I'ma make it pretty clear who the gimmick was 

Ion't think I really care who been dissing us 

Lemme know when your career as a mimic up 

Better yet I think I got a deal for you critics that's been missing 

What I'm spitting one contingency, you listen up 

1 year you gonn say it's legit 

In two years you gonn say it's the shit 

In three years, if ma name ain't coming up in conversations bout the greatest 

In the game, and I ain't making the list, I'll suck yo dick 

Now you feelin a bit homophobic 

Like ew what is wrong with him 

Man this is why nobody big'll do a song with him 

Aiight amigo, we gonn see who goet it wrong again 

Comprehend what the man said 

Born to win 

Sort of miffed I ain't Jordan yet 

Torched the net 

For minute, I admit I am only a beginner 

But admit in ma core I'm a vet 

Lil dicky know the chip up his my shoulder premature as it gets 

He also pretty sure he the best 

That's why I been up here imploring the bets 

Matter fact I'll put up more than the head 

I would give up my life for this shit 

You right, then that's it 

Ya knife to ma wrist 

The night of that dick suck 

Whatchu thought I was here dat a quick buck 

I done gave up my life for this shit 

My hypothetical wife and them kids 

Couple years when ma peers have families 

And I'm sippin on a beer being weird as carrie 

If you listen closely you can hear the camrys bump 

LIL DIC 

Erry mafucka wanna be Ali 

Erry mafucka talking like they he 

But a make believe can't make belief 

Lotta rap dudes brag they great 

And this and that dude carry the game 

But a select few rap today been saying shit like this, when it's carrying weight 

So who Dave is 

Who Dave is 

Am I just a muthafucka on a playlist 

Am I just another sucka being aimless 

Am I just another dummy lacking patience 

Tell me now 

I been down for my day ones 

They were smart enough to fuckin get it 

They allowed me to keep going 

Now I'll be flowing till the whole world fuckin wit it 

Oh you thought I'm here make a name? 

Boi i'm fittna fucking change the game 

And if a mafucka sayin the same 

I'll bet brain when you play him, you'll be saying that he saying the same 

Thang you hearing out of errbody 

We ain't fearin anybody 

But I'm finished caring bout ya money 

Whatchu wearing out when clubbin 

Who you staring down, the buddies that been there 

And all da hunnies you been snaring 

Mafuckas love to wear it out 

It's getting easy to compare ya style 

That's why they looking so uneasy when they hear about 

A kid who doing something so unique up rare in crowd 

They all preparing doubt 

They unprepared now 

Like this a new approach to the art form 

This muthafucka bringing jokes to the chart or 

He doesn't dumb it down, flow lookin smarter 

Bro, iono dis supposed to be hardcore 

Up in our sport 

It's a hard court 

Shit...I'm on the grass straight laughing 

The young Roger Federer of rapping 

I'm done dodging, this about to happen 

Thinkin back to when lil dicky was a tennis captain 

I was second singles, but ma set of skills average 

Fuck I admit it, but I hit it kinda different 

And my will is what I win it with, it's only an example 

I am nothing standard 

Used to be a camper 

You the fucking close mind 

I'm about to trample 

Errything I flow fire 

You ain't hold a candle 

Boi I think it's showtime 

I am fucking magic 

I ain't fuckin laughin 

I am fucking rapping 

This is what could happen when I am on a track 

And I'm feeling like a Jag 

Stuck up in some in fucking traffic 

Knowing that the Maybachs could be getting lapped and 

Knowing that the fake rap should be getting fact checked 

Knowing I could make crap and be getting fat cheques 

Das why I never really care for em 

I'm too socially aware for em 

Like how the fuck do we prepare for him? 

You better get another notepad 

Flowin nuts like I wrote it from my gonads 

I'm tryna tell you muthafuckas I am no fad 

Y'all are so bad 

I'm a post grad 

Getting so mad 

Outta nowhere 

D it's only been a half year 

But you flowin like you knowing you the last here 

But you going like ain't no one in ya class here 

We ain't even gonna post his work 

Is he a joke, lemme know when let go of the quirk 

And then I scroll down look at sounds goin beserk 

Because the whole fucking blog full of flowless twerps 

Talking about hoes and twerking, shows what's working 

I ain't even tryna say I'm perfect 

But I been putting out songs with purpose 

I been putting out long ass verses 

And now I'm starting to take it awfully personal 

I'm getting sick of seeing lil dicky search nulls 

Errbody act like I'm Steve Q Urkel 

Like I ain't Stefan 

Like I ain't the bomb 

They treat dave like I'm steve blake 

Homie but the replay saying that I'm straight LeBron 

Got fans on the cowboys 

Sports fans get the transition 

But you know you goin down boys 

Errbody know I stay chippin 

And you know I'm bout to stay different 

Even if they gotta try now 

It was fun being dumb but you done being numb to the 

One that been coming with the high brow 

That's what I'm doing when I'm betting dome ya know 

I getcha you outcha comfort zone 

You bout to question erry mafuckan thing I'm on 

But can't neglect it when America is singing long to dat 

LIL DIC 

Erry mafucka wanna be Ali