The Mad Hatter Lyrics - Now - Linda Eder

If you need something done, lay in way, hit and run 

There is just one name you should know 

I'm not sugar and spice, I'm more naughty than nice 

When it comes to bad I'm a pro 

So just drop a dime on me 

I will guarantee, it's a fait accompli 

Check out the hat 

'Cause baby, I'm where it's at 

You got someone to find, somethin' nasty in mind 

Put the hatter hot on the trail 

I can get the job done like Attila the Hun 

And buddy, that ain't no fairy tale 

Let them run away, I will make them pay 

Quicker than the lady can say 

Off with her head 

Well, isn't that what she said? 

I'm the Mad Hatter, wacky as a hatter should be 

The Mad Hatter, ain't nobody crazy as me 

Might as well give up now, ain't no way, no how 

No one makes their get away clean 

Know what I mean? The Hatter works for the Queen 

What is true? What is not? Can both change in a shot 

And buddy, me, I couldn't care less 

'Cause in two seconds flat, livin' under my hat 

Is the strategy for success 

I can stop a coup with a thing or two 

That you thought nobody could do 

You oughta know this ain't my first rodeo 

I'm the Mad Hatter, dapper as a hatter should be 

I'm the Mad Hatter, ain't nobody snappier, you see 

So just surrender, dear, for the end is near 

Let's grease up that old guillotine 

You think I'm mean? Well, get a load of the queen? 

There is nothin' I won't do 

There is nothin' too taboo 

I will lie, I will cheat 

I will track you down and then hit delete 

Tout de suite, so, buddy, let me repeat 

I'm the Mad Hatter, clever as a hatter should be 

I'm the Mad Hatter, never pull the wool over me 

I've got a welcome planned here in Wonderland 

It's an audience with an axe, take it from me 

I'm only stating the facts so sit back and relax 

The Mad Hatter attacks, the Mad Hatter attacks