I Found A Hobby Lyrics - Little Shop Of Horrors

It started when, 

a lad of 10 

I told my friends 

"I'll meet cha, 

at Dr. Blood's revenge" 

which was 

a gruesome 

horror feature. 

and when I saw 

the awesome torture chamber in that flick, 

I found I got a hard-on, 

while the other kids got sick. 

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I found a hobby. 

I found a hobby. 

out in the lobby, 

I went insane. 

A voice inside me, 

said, "Kid you love it, 

I think you're into heavy pain" (?) 

By 13 years 

I'd taught my peers 

about bondage and submission. 

gave illustrated lectures on 

the Spanish Inquisition. 

Some boys take dirty books to the jon 

and give themselves a whack. 

I did the same with lithographs, 

of thumbscrews and the rack. (?) 

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At 22 

the time came due 

to choose a life's profession. 

I struggled hard to think of one 

in line with mine obsession. 

I could have been a boxer 

or lawyer, yeah, I guess. 

But no one causes suffering 

like a licensed DDS. 

And now my hobby 

ain't just my hobby, 

no, its-a my job 

to make 

the patients shake with fear. 

What started out as 

a secret pastime 

is now my hobby.... 

and my career. 

Say "Ahh"