Asshole Lyrics - The Chair In The Doorway - Living Colour

I heard a tree. 

It was talking to me. 

It said "You are an asshole." 

A honeybee 

Went buzzing by me. 

It said "You're such an asshole." 

I've experienced such strange phenomena 

since I left my sweet Marie. 

I left her to see the world 

now the whole world is mad at me! 

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I caught a fish. 

The fish was pissed 

"I been caught by an asshole!" 

A threw it back and a seagull crapped 

"For you are an asshole!" 

I've experienced such weird phenomena 

since I left you my Marie 

I walked away from your sweet sweet love 

now the whole world is through with me 

I've experienced such odd phenomena 

since you left me my Marie 

The whole world can call me what it wants 

if you just come back to me 

My Marie! 

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I need you sweet Marie 

: You're still an asshole 

I'm on my knees, my Marie 

: You're still an asshole