Conversation Overheard Between Two Bouncers Lyrics - Liz Phair

See that girl alone 

Dressed all in her evening clothes? 

She's dying 

'cause her boyfriend didn't show up 

Pull her out of line 

Stick her in a waiting room 

And ignore her 

'til her face gets really bloated 

And I wonder what it's like 

To be second all the time 

And you never get it right 

And you're never gonna win 

And your ass is on your face 

And your life is such a waste 

And there's sugar 

Leanin' in the window 

Yellow, red, blue, green 

Show me what I haven't seen 

I'm dying 

'cause the chicks here really blow 

See that amazon? 

Looks like her head's connected to her shoulders 

They look like little boulders 

And I wonder what it's like 

To be second all the time 

And you never get it right 

And you're never gonna win 

And your ass is on your face 

And your life is such a waste 

And there's sugar 

Heading to the (? ) 

What would I give to be her 

Joyride, daddy-o, tonight 

And I wonder what it's like 

To be second all the time 

And you never get it right 

And you're never gonna win 

And your ass is on your face 

And your life is such a waste 

And there's sugar 

Bringing me a drinky-poo 

With a faggot on her left 

And a faggot on her right 

And my dick is getting limp 

'cause the chicks all suck tonight 

And the band is such a bore 

And I've seen it all before 

And there's sugar 

Making me a video 

What would I give to be her 

Joyride, daddy-o, tonight