Hello, Sailor Lyrics - Girlysound Tape 2 - Liz Phair

Hello, sailor, buy you a drink? 

Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think? 

How was the big beach, how was the sand? 

Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan? 

How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil? 

Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think? 

Hello, sailor, will we get him next week? 

How does it feel to be hated and loved back home? 

I'm telling you, you should have known 

That I'm a little despot, short and stout 

Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control 

When you tick me off then the bullets fly out 

Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit 

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit 

Hello, sailor 

Hello, sailor, buy you a smoke? 

Hello, sailor, can I tell you a joke? 

Knock knock, who's there? 

No, I'm just happy to see you 

It'll be a hundred if you come 

Hello, sailor, tell me how does it feel 

Hello, sailor, to be fighting for real? 

Sailor, they got you coming and going 

Sailor, look out 'cause your pussy is showing 

How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil? 

I'm a little prostitute, I put out and sell 

Here come the market monkeys with their little fontainelles 

When they tip me over, they better tip me well 

Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit 

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit 

Hello, sailor, buy you a fuck? 

Hello, sailor, you had much more than luck 

You had the US of army on your side 

And that red, white, and pride 

Hello, sailor, I mean women and men 

Hello, sailor, you gonna be up for it again? 

How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky? 

Was it a rush to almost die? 

Hello, sailor 

I said, "Hello, sailor." 

How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil? 

I'm a little liberal, I'm stupid in doubt 

Here is my platform, here is my holy roller 

When you snow me under, I rock and roll you out 

Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit 

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit 

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit