If You Hadn't, But You Did Lyrics - Liza's At The Palace - Liza Minnelli

There he goes as usual, my man 

Breaking my foolish heart 

I really don't know what to do about him 

I've told myself I've got to do without him 

There he goes as usual, my man 

Tearing my heart apart 

He's made my life a mess 

I've got to do this I guess 

Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you 

Goodbye Joe, I hope I don't miss you 

If you had been on the square 

And had treated me fair 

And we'd not had a tiff 

If you had not said 

I should go and jump right off 

The nearest cliff 

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If you had stayed off the make 

And you never had taken 

To coming home stiff 

If I had not smelled perfume 

With a nasty unfamiliar whiff 

I'm gonna miss you, baby 

Things could've been teriff 

Ah, what's the diff? 

If you had not had the cheek 

To stay out for a week 

Saying, "Back in a jiff" 

If you were not such a two-timing guy 

If you weren't 

If you hadn't 

If you didn't 

If you weren't 

If you hadn't 

If you didn't 

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But you have 

And you were 

And you went 

And you did 

And so goodbye 

If I had not seen you 

Take Geraldine on the lake 

In your flat-bottomed skiff 

If you were not out with Sue 

With your arms around her bare midriff 

If I had not seen you pen sexy letters 

To Gwen in your own hieroglyph 

If youhad not left me home 

When had two seats for South Pacif 

I'm gonna miss you, baby 

You were to dam prolif 

Ah, what's the diff? 

If you weren't not such a hound 

Who when game was around 

Always picked up the sniff 

If you were not such a two-timing guy 

If you weren't 

If you hadn't 

If you didn't 

If you weren't 

If you hadn't 

If you didn't 

But you were 

And you have 

And you were 

And you went 

And you did 

And so, goodbye 

If when I asked where you'd been 

You had not cliffed my chin 

With a beautiful biff 

Hey, if I had not always found purple 

Lipstick on your handkerchief 

If you had not told me lies 

And then looked in my eyes 

With a smile beautif 

If when I caught you with Kate 

You had not said, "It's of no signif" 

I'm gonna miss you, baby 

And I could get specif 

Ah, what's the diff? 

IF the bset years of my life 

Were't spent as your wife 

With no marriage certif 

If you were not such a two-timing guy 

If you weren't 

If you hadn't 

If you didn't 

If you weren't 

If you hadn't 

If you didn't 

But you had 

And then we coulda 

And you didn't 

Though you shoulda 

If you didn't 

If you weren't 

If you hadn't 

If you didn't 

But you were 

And you have 

And you went 

And you did 

And so goodbye 

See ya later, Joe