Big Ole Butt Lyrics - Ll Cool J

I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake 

Playin' the wall, takin' a break 

Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings 

Baby hair and bodies built to swing 

That's when I seen her 

Her name was Tina 

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina 

I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L 

Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell 

But then again I'm livin' kind of foul 

'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl" 

To make a long story short, I got the digits 

Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit 

I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her 

Layin' like a king on sheets of satin 

That's what time it is, you know what's happenin' 

She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty 

I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie 

But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness 

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business 

When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek 

But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak 

I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in 

And said to her with a devilish grin 

TINA got a big ole butt 

I know I told you I'd be true 

But TINA got a big ole butt 

So I'm leavin' you 

TINA got a big ole butt 

I know I told you I'd be true 

But TINA got a big ole butt 

So I'm leavin' you 

I went to the high school about three o'clock 

To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock 

My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin' 

Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin' 

Girls all over, the kind I adore 

I felt like a kid in a candy store 

That's when I seen her 

Her name was Brenda 

She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember 

I said to my man, "Stop the jeep" 

She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep 

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter 

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter 

I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired 

Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire" 

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug 

She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug 

I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin' 

You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button" 

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal 

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel 

When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes 

When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies 

Tina busted in my house while I was eatin' 

You know what I said 

Too bad you caught me cheatin', but 

BRENDA got a big ole butt 

I know I told you I'd be true 

But BRENDA got a big ole butt 

So I'm leavin' you 

BRENDA got a big ole butt 

I know I told you I'd be true 

But BRENDA got a big ole butt 

So I'm leavin' you 

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak 

Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break 

I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car 

Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are" 

I paid it no attention, I walked inside 

Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride 

I walked in the place, everybody was lookin' 

And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin' 

I sat down to eat, ordered my food 

I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude 

But I'll take you on a platter" 

She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter 

You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza 

What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa" 

I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that 

But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back" 

She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear 

L, where we going?" I said, "Right here" 

She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see" 

I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T 

When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat 

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat 

Laid her on the table and place my order 

And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter 

On and on to the break 'a dawn 

All over the restaurant, word is born 

I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch 

I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock 

I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol 

Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda 

Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember 

LISA got a big ole butt 

I know I told you I'd be true 

But LISA got a big ole butt 

So I'm leavin' you 

See ya 

LISA got a big ole butt 

I know I told you I'd be true 

But LISA got a big ole butt 

So I'm leavin' you 

See ya