That's A Lie Lyrics - Radio - Ll Cool J

Yo man, I got this def Rolex watch, man 

A hundred and thousand watch, man 

I sell it to you for four hundred 

You got eighty? 

Dig dig this, man 

I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man 

I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell 

Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well 

See, you're the largest liar that was ever created 

You and Pinocchio are brotherly related 

Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time 

Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind 

That's a lie 

You know what my records is about, man 

You know how much money we get, man, come on 

(You're a liar) 

Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums 

(That's a lie) I'm gettin' cold money every day 

(You're a liar) 

You'll need a wheel barrow for all that shit in my office 

You lied about the lies that you lied about 

You even lied to your aunt when you went down south 

You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt 

If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut 

You claim to do things no one could achieve 

You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe 

That's a lie 

I got this Japanese girl, man Lee, man 

Takes good care of me (you're a liar) 

Yo, she's so def, man 

Wipes my butt (that's a lie) 

Everybody be beefin, man, about what Rush doin' 

(You're a liar) 

You seen my new Mercedes, man? 

Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw 

You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor 

Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school 

You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner table and drooled 

Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed 

You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels 

That's a lie 

I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin 'bout? (You're a liar) 

I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it (that's a lie) 

Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man 

(You're a liar) Yo, why you be illin, man? 

You know what time, what time it is 

Then you start to lie about things you don't have 

You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab 

Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn't get a hassle 

You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle 

You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few 

'There are 8 million stories' and they're all made up by you 

That's a lie 

Yo what else think when Rush, man 

Gives you the biggest medallion you ever saw (You're a liar) 

It's gon' keep the bullets off your back 

(That's a lie) 

You know why stations play our records? 

'Cause the kids'll tear the station apart 

Kids'll rip it down, the club's ready for this 

Said your grandmother's twenty when your mother's twenty five 

Said your father beat Joe Lewis, but homebody took a dive 

You said you used toothpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold 

A brand new pair of Lee's, that's the skirt your sister stole 

That's a lie 

Yo man all the girls everywhere talkin' about Rush 

(You're a liar) 

Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a hoe down the other day (that's a lie) 

Talkin' so much about 'Rush, Rush,' every time 

(You're liar) 

That hoes just be beefin', man Rush this and Rush that' (that's a lie) 

World's biggest thing, man Rush is gettin' all the money, man 

(You're liar) down for the wheel down for the money, ya understand me? 

(That's a lie) 

That they be rollin' that shit in my office all day 

(You're a liar) 

Nothin' but money, and it be green 

(That's a lie) 

Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man 

Rush gets money, man (you're liar) 

My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green and gold 

(That's a lie) 

I just bought this hoe this milllion dollar ring, man 

(You're a liar) 

I just wanna look good, man so I got one 

(That's a lie) 

Like that, we be cold gettin money at Rush, man 

Jewels be them thangs (you're a liar) 

Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff 

(That's a lie) man, I got nine hundred pairs of Reeboks 

man I got every pair of Adidas (You're a liar) 

I got every color of Adidas they ever made, man 

(That's a lie) 

My man Steve, that's a porno star, man 

And he be bringin' them hoes to the house (you're a liar) 

Word man, they be over my house 

(That's a lie) yo, that girl at my house, man Lee, man 

She cleans up behind me, man 

(You're a liar) Yo, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man 

(That's a lie) 

Yo man, sweet little Japanese thing, man takin' care of me, man 

(That's a lie)