She's A Girl & I'm A Man Lyrics - Lloyd Cole

She said she didn't understand 

And so she guessed he was deep 

She swore he'd never been to college 

And was too tall to be 

So as she led him to the slaughter 

Thinking she'd be laughing last 

Now the lady in the question is his better half 

She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen 

She don't care who, why, where I've been 

She's got a right to be 

With all that's wrong with me 

But she doesn't want to understand 

That she's a girl, and I'm a man 

He thought that women and drink would make a man out of him 

But the extent of his studies left a jaded man 

So as she led him to the altar, he was easily led 

And when they asked him if he did 

Wwell then this is what he said 

She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen 

She don't care who, why, where I've been 

She's got a right to be 

With all that's wrong with me 

But she doesn't want to understand 

That she's a girl, and I'm a man 

Well she's a girl, and I'm a man 

She's a girl, and I'm a man 

She's a girl, and I'm a man 

She's a girl, and I'm a man 

She's a girl, and I'm a man 

She's a girl 

She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen 

She don't care who, why, where I've been 

She's got a right to be, with all that's wrong with me 

But she doesn't want to understand 

That she's a girl, and I'm her man 

Every time she's near me 

She gives me any reason to be alive 

Try to get right 

Yeah, she looks right through me 

She says you're not cool 

You're just like me 

You're a stupid man 

Get over here, hold my stupid hand 

She's all right, yeah 

You wouldn't understand 

Sister is a man fan 

She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen 

She don't care who, why, where I've been 

She's got a right to be 

With all that's wrong with me 

But she doesn't want to understand 

That she's a girl, and I'm a man