Luigi's Mansion: Main Theme Lyrics - Greatest Video Game Music, Vol. 2 - London Philharmonic Orchestra

You've won a mansion, Luigi 

Don't question it, it's legit, no bullshit 

It may be crumbling and creepy 

But much more space than that tiny space you split 

Luigi, hello! Welcome to my hut! 

I'm Professor E. Gadd, stop scratching your butt! 

This mansion appeared in a big puff of doom 

And it's dusty as shit! Here, take this vacuum 

Your brother gets a world, and a land, and a mouse 

He gets a galaxy, you get a fucking house 

By the way, he's here, and he's feeling sad 

He's stuck in a painting which is suddenly bad 

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Come in and join us, Luigi 

Maybe you'll make a new friend: a ghoulfriend 

Your pants may be full of pee-pee 

But once you're in here, the fun will never end 

So you get a launch title, make the most out of it 

Get a free mansion, take the ghosts out of it 

I'll teach you to ghostbust, it's easy enough 

Just sucky sucky sucky, then clean up the white stuff 

The mansion isn't real, just go in and suck it up 

The money is real though, so Scrooge McDuck it up 

There's butlers and grannies and babies, so go! 

And if you get scared, just yell "Mario!" 

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Are you fed up with this tune yet? 

It is the one song you hear, yes one (one) 

So though it grates at the onset 

It won't last long, seven hours, and you're done 

"Can't I just be in Super Mario Sunshine?" 

"No!"