Mr. Mom Lyrics - Lonestar

(Richie McDonald/Ron Harbin/Don Pfrimmer) 

Oh, yeah... 

Lost my job, came home mad 

Got a hug and a kiss and "that's too bad" 

She said, "I can go to work until you find another job" 

I thought, I like the sound of that 

Watch TV and take long naps 

Go from a hard-working dad to being Mr. Mom 

Chorus: 

Well... 

Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer 

Crayons go up one drawer higher 

Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time 

Breakfast six, naps at nine 

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair 

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 

Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday 

Mr. Mom 

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Football, soccer and ballet 

Squeeze in Scouts and P.T.A. 

And there's that shopping list she left 

That's seven pages long 

How much smoke can one stove make 

The kids won't eat my charcoal cake 

It's more than any man can take 

Being Mr. Mom 

Chorus: 

Well... 

Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer 

Crayons go up one drawer higher 

Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time 

Breakfast six, naps at nine 

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair 

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 

Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday 

Mr. Mom 

Photos 

Before I fall in bed tonight 

If the dog didn't eat the classifieds 

I'm gonna look just one more time 

Chorus: 

'Cause... 

Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer 

Crayons go up one drawer higher 

Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time 

Breakfast six, naps at nine 

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair 

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 

Been crazy all day long... 

Oh... 

Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday 

Mr. Mom 

Oh... 

Mr. Mom 

Balancin' checkbooks, jugglin' bills 

Thought there was nothing to it 

Baby, now I know how you feel 

What I don't know is how you do it 

Oh! 

Honey, you're my hero!