That's How Smooth I Am Lyrics - Lord Finesse

Intro/chorus: repeat 4x 

"chilllllllll" --> ll cool j 

"cause I'm so smooth" --> rakim 

"i make the girls strip naked and just give it here" --> finesse 

[lord finesse] 

I'm a player for the 90's, I can show and prove it 

When it comes to girls, I'm on some crazy old smooth shit 

I step in a party, kick it to the best hoes 

Then slide off and people say, "where'd that finesse go? " 

See -- I like the girls with the fresh mouth 

Cause they're straight from the party and off to finesse house 

I got this far, so I know I'm gonna hit it soon 

When you come to my house, leave your panties in the living room 

Go with the flow, it don't help to fight 

You wanna front? you'll be by yourself tonight 

Cause i'ma get mine, then it's time to get showered dear 

Throw on your clothes, fix your weave -- you're outta here! 

I tell the truth, there's no reason why I should bluff 

I get the ladies, and all that other good stuff 

Girls I game any, sex I get plenty 

I assume it's all free cause I never spent a penny 

I get the ladies and plus I keep papes 

When it comes to trickin money off females, I'm a cheapskate 

So all you girls who are fans.. 

.. I'm the fun type man, I'll settle for a one-night stand 

Don't be alarmed, your best bet is to stay calm 

I'm smoother than that shit that you purchase from avon 

Girls don't play me, they strictly obey me 

Ask who the smoothest, bet you they'll say me 

I'll take one to a dozen, sister niece or cousin 

Yeah, finesse you the man -- you thought I wasn't? ? 

Chorus 1/2 

[lord finesse] 

When I roll I slide right, hoes and freaks I sideswipe 

To make it short, keep your girl out my eyesight 

I'm far from sly, slow, or petrol 

I'm snatchin up girls like a klepto' 

So when girls leave they guys I like to watch the men flip 

If you lost your girl, she wasn't yours to begin with! 

Brothers got game, but finesse is twice as nice 

They need cars, all I need is a mic device 

Girls I juice, love and seduce 

Knock the boots, then cut em all loose 

I make em all say, "owwwww!" lie them in a pile 

And date em all like they goin out of style 

It's the l-o-r-d, f-i-n-e-double-s-e 

It's not my fault, that a lot of girls sweat me 

Cause even in high school, I was just too smooth you see 

Had girls cuttin class and droppin out of school for me 

I'm true and so sincere, I'll take you and your friend there 

For the 90's and beyond, finesse is in there 

If your moms is in our business, put the lady down! 

Cause it's enough finesse to go around 

I don't lie, front or perp the role 

Is your child over 18? then put her on birth control 

She'll be in trouble once I get started 

I'm layin girls out like carpet 

Smooth since day one, so all the girls stay strung 

I'm the kid, your parents told your ass to stay away from 

Have no fear, it's the player of the year 

I make the girls strip naked and just give it here 

Chorus 

[lord finesse] 

It's lord finesse, the mack, the jiggalo 

Still and all, I'm a smooth ass nigga doe 

Come sign up, for the lord finesse program 

Champagne, dim lights, ja'causezi and some slow jams 

Stuff like this, I figured is a fun thing 

So that don't mean that I'm only after one thing 

Even doe, I work extremely fast 

I just like havin fun, without spendin cash 

I use skills and strategy, none is as bad as me 

I get the ladies - so niggaz stay mad at me 

Straight up business, do girls with the quickness 

And leave em smilin like a kid on christmas 

Invite me over, let's try out your bedset 

Forget hickies, I leave girls with a red neck 

Girls break they neck to run and get ahold of me 

So brothers with money ain't got nuthin over me 

Girls come to my house in a trench and see-through 

They love heavy d, but shit, they love me too 

So forget the nerds and illiterate jocks 

I'm smokin girls like they come in a cigarette box 

I make em wait on a list like I was welfare 

Ask them am I worth it? bet you they say, "hell yeah!" 

Pimpin is like basketball, I get much run 

Go for the shot, score and plus one 

Brothers be sweatin me, so I'm at the foul line 

Cause the females that were theirs, you could say are now mine 

I gain females and mess they minds up 

That's why I'm number one, on the startin lineup 

Kinda funky, plus it makes sense 

Brothers don't like me, but they all play the bench 

And watch finesse as I run down the set-up 

Step to a female, and gas her whole head up! 

Chorus 

[lord finesse] 

Word em up, lord finesse on the smooth tip 

Peace to my man showbiz, andre the giant 

My man info, my man diamond d 

My man jazzy j, my dj mike smooth in the house