Romance Is Boring Lyrics - Romance Is Boring - Los Campesinos!

Darling 

I'm with St. Bernard's and we're 

Scouring the Alps and the Andes 

And if they die then it is on my head 

They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne 

To my bed 

You're pouting in your sleep 

I'm waking still yawning 

We're proving to each other 

That romance is boring 

Still there are things I could do 

If I was half prepared to 

Prove to each other that romance is boring 

Start as you mean to continue 

Complacent and self-involved 

You're trying not to be nervous 

If you were trying at all 

I will wake 

I will bake phallic cake 

Take your diffidence 

Make it my clubhouse 

But my straits swim in lies 

Ventricle cauterized 

It's the way of living that I espouse 

You're pouting in your sleep 

I'm waking still yawning 

We're proving to each other 

That romance is boring 

Still there are things I could do 

If I was half prepared to 

Prove to each other that romance is boring 

We are two ships that pass in the night 

You and I we are nothing alike 

I am a pleasure cruise 

You a direct to trawl 

Return less empty 

Nothing at all 

You're pouting in your sleep 

I'm waking still yawning 

We're proving to each other 

That romance is boring 

Still there are things I could do 

If I was half prepared to 

Prove to each other that romance is boring