Feelin’ Seedy Lyrics - Singles - Los Capitanes

I'm feelin' seedy today 

So please be gentle with me 

My head feels like it's getting punched 

By a million punching head punch guys 

You can't even rhyme today 

I woke up at the crack of noon 

Promised myself that I won't drink again real soon 

I got so goddamn drunk last night 

That I passed out on the floor 

Then I woke up in the cupboard 

With a girl I've never seen before, she said 

"Hey, what's the go?" 

"Well what's your name?" 

"Where are you from?" 

Then I said, "Why in good green Gumby's name 

Have you got my pants on, inside out, 

Back to front and on your head?" 

Urgh, feelin' real sick 

I'm wearing lipstick 

How come I did not stay home in bed? 

I chose absinth instead (That'd do it) 

Now I'm stuck inside a cupboard 

With a guy who's either passed or dead (Get away from me) 

I'm feelin' seedy today so please just 

Give me a break, stop asking me these questions 

And put on your underwear for goodness sake (Sorry) 

I'm just as scared as you, well I'd give you back 

Your pants but you see, mine are missing too 

Make my way into the bathroom 

Know that I am gonna spew soon 

Mascara looks a lot like a panda 

Drink some coffee, stand on the veranda 

Close my eyes as the sun warms up my face 

I take a look at this place, so unfamiliar 

Your dad'll kill ya 

I lost all my cash and wound up with a... 

A rash? decision. Uh, head? collision 

Late night Rage on television 

Find it tough to get a distinction 

Between fable, fact or fiction 

Need to pee, most definitely but the bathroom stinks 

Oi, you can't blame me (Urgh)