Mr. Ambivalent Lyrics - Singles - Loudon Wainwright Iii

Mr. Ambivalent 

You ain't going nowhere 

Sitting on that fence 

Mr. Ambivalent 

We're all sick and tired 

Of your ambivalence 

Mr. Ambivalent 

You don't gain no ground 

When you stay in one spot 

Mr. Ambivalent 

Make a little movement 

Or get off of the pot 

If you love it and you hate it 

You just stay in a bind 

Take it or leave it 

Make up your mind 

Mr. Ambivalent 

You got options open 

But you're headed for a fall 

Mr. Ambivalent 

You'll wind up with nothing 

Because you want it all 

Mr. Ambivalent 

First you say you're sure 

And then you're not so sure 

Mr. Ambivalent 

No one thinks it's cute 

When you're so damned demure 

If you love it and you hate it 

You just stay in a bind 

Take it or leave it 

Make up your mind 

Mr. Ambivalent 

Lord, you love to waffle 

How you go back and forth 

Mr. Ambivalent 

You say you're flying south 

And then you stay up north