A Fine Romance Lyrics - Louis Armstrong

A fine romance, with no kisses 

A fine romance, my friend this is 

We should be like a 

Couple of hot tomatoes 

But you're as cold as 

Yesterday's mashed potatoes 

A fine romance, you won't nestle 

A fine romance, you won't wrestle 

I might as well play bridge 

With my old maid aunt 

I haven't got a chance 

This is a fine romance 

Yes a fine romance, with no kisses 

A fine romance, my friend this is 

We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder 

But we just fizz like parts of seidlitz powder 

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Yes a fine romance, with no glitches 

A fine romance, with no glitches 

Just as hard to land as the "Isle de France" 

I haven't got a chance 

This is a fine romance 

A fine romance, my good fellow 

You take romance, an' I'll take jello 

You're calmer than the seals 

In the Arctic Ocean 

At least they flap their fins 

To express emotion 

A fine romance with no quarrels 

With no insults and all morals 

I've never mussed the crease 

In your blue serge pants 

I never get the chance 

This is a fine romance 

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Yes, a fine romance, my dear judges 

Two old fogies who need crutches 

True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime does 

Oh we don't have the thrills the march of time has 

A fine romance, my good woman 

My strong aged in the wood, woman 

You never give the orchids I sent a chance 

No you like cactus plants 

This is a fine romance 

A fine romance, my dear duchess 

Two old fogies who need crutches 

True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has 

You know Louie we don't have half the thrills 

That the march of time has 

You're telling me 

Fine romance, my very good woman 

My strong aged in the wood woman 

You never give the orchids I sent a glance 

No I prefer cactus plants 

This is a fine romance