The Bigger The Figure Lyrics - Louis Prima

I've got a woman as big as a house yes sir 

She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence 

You won't believe what you see when you look at her 

She's enormous colossal tremendous gigantic immense 

Why try to deny it 

She's just what I like 

If she goes on a diet 

I'll go on strike 

The bigger the figure the better I like her 

The better I like her the better I feed her 

The better I feed her the bigger the figure 

The bigger the figure the more I can love 

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She's exactly like a watermelon 

Big and round and sweet 

In a party dress 

She may be quite a mess 

But I love her a lot 

So what if she's not so neat 

The bigger the figure the better I like her 

The better I like her the better I feed her 

The better I feed her the bigger the figure 

The bigger the figure the more I can love 

If she ever eats me out of money 

And we need the rent 

That'll be a cinch 

'Cause when we're in a pinch 

I can put her to work under a circus tent 

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The bigger the figure the better I like her 

The better I like her the better I feed her 

The better I feed her the bigger the figure 

The bigger the figure the more I can love 

She's exactly like a watermelon 

Big and round and sweet 

In a party dress 

She may be quite a mess 

But I love her a lot 

So what if she's not so neat 

The bigger the figure 

The better I like her 

The better I like her 

The better I feed her 

The better I feed her the bigger the figure 

The bigger the figure the more I can love 

The bigger the figure the better I like her 

The better I like her the better I feed her 

The better I feed her the bigger the figure 

The bigger the figure the more I can love