Bitterness Barbie Lyrics - Singles - Lunachicks

Why must I stand on my toes? 

Perfect smile and skin tight clothes 

Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with 

A stamp on my ass 

Little girls worship me, 

And that'll never come to pass 

But at last.... 

I'm turning over a new loaf 

I'm eating dry toast 

I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet, 

I have cellulite 

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling 

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling 

Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging 

What if I had a mastectomy? 

Would they buy a one titted barbie? 

With wiskers, clogged up pores 

You know they'd take me out of the stores 

Kids don't like me, moms are mad, 

I'm going off the market cause I look so sad. 

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling 

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling 

Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging 

Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging 

Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging 

Female pattern baldness befell 

Barbie wigs so no one can tell 

A barbie with age spots, well I never 

vericose veins would sure be clever 

"Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today 

Shave my toes and back today 

Imagine if my eyes were crossed 

Or if my hair was grey and course 

With a sneer on my face 

And a stain in my panties 

A hairy crotch, an extra nipple! 

I'm turning over a new loaf 

I'm eating dry toast 

I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet 

I have cellulite 

Crying tears of Crisco grease 

Was I a beauty? 

Am I a beast? 

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling 

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling 

Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging 

Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging 

Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging