The Day Squid Gerbel Died Lyrics - Lunachicks

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died 

The day Squid's gerbil died 

He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A. 

He was D.O.A. 

Don't do it! No! 

Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all 

Squid put the dog gate up 

So he couldn't get to the third floor 

But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around, 

Chased him in circles, from noon until four 

Don't do it! No! 

Don't do it! No! 

She had to take care of him during Spring vacation, 

Came in from playing one day 

And he was dead on location 

A gerbil stiff as a board 

Staring blankly at the world 

Now he wont play on his wheel anymore 

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, 

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, 

No Means No Means No! 

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, 

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, 

No Means No Means No! 

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died 

The day Squid's gerbil died 

He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A. 

He was D.O.A. 

The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried 

Don't do it! No! 

Don't do it! No! 

A little later on in life came a gerbil couple 

They got together, had some babies 

but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off 

Squid came too late to pull him off 

More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot 

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, 

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, 

No Means No Means No! 

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, 

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, 

No Means No Means No! No! No! No! 

You're a bad bad dog 

And I told you not to do it 

And I told you not to go 

You're a bad bad dog 

And I told you not to do it 

Now you're choking on a bone!