Amazing Tongue Twister Rap Lyrics - Singles - Mac Lethal

I...Adamantly attack the alphabet 

with an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium 

I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic 

Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolic s, 

But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat 

brushin' bubbly allover your booby and booty beef 

cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass 

leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet 

crumbling chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies 

i'm crammin' it full of condiments like it's a Calzone 

delicious! I didn't drive and drink 

whether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep like an 

electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned 

just entered me in the election 

I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis 

of the erection 

a freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon 

five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in 

Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside 

golly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrified 

a hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles me 

and hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy 

in hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris 

and hang with Hipster Helen that's the hooker with huge hips 

I'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issues 

jumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu 

killin em like a kid.. got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza 

in a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin 

I'm richer than a Klingon kickin it at the Kremlin 

but I kick through your door, kall me Kramer Kardashian 

Lethal. Literally litter a little limerick 

that be littler than a Leprechaun 

a menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem 

makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron 

Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska 

needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA 

Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a: 

orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia 

Oswalt: Patton 

pickin a pocket pluckin a patent 

I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion 

I got a question, I gotta quiz ya 

lets step on the gas and go quicker 

really getting ready for the revolution 

reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort 

serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin 

like a sheet of Sudafed i'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse 

TITTIES ON ATILLA TELL A TELLER THAT'LL TOE TAG 

TERMINATOR GUN INSIDE A TURTLE TATTERED TOTE BAG 

THUGS 

ARE UN-AMERICAN UNATTRACTIVE AND UNWANTED AS AN UGLY PAIR OF UGG'S 

VIVID AND VIVACIOUSLY VENOMOUS 

With the wicked wombats only walking where women is 

gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu 

XoXo 

Yippy-ki-yay,! 

Yours' Truly, 

Mac 

YES YO!!! 

Oh shit, I forgot Z....Zebra.