Freeze Dried Man Lyrics - Macabre

Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man 

So he could do things he enjoyed again and again 

Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man 

And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand 

Jeffrey had a plan 

To freeze dry a man 

But the device was thirty grand 

So the thought was quickly canned 

He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man 

He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie 

Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man 

But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned 

Jeffrey had a plan 

To freeze dry a man 

But the device was thirty grand 

So the thought was quickly canned