Gulf Kont Lyrics - Machine Gun Fellatio

Let's get it all together now 

How to play golf 

I'll give you one tip (?) 

How to play golf 

I'll give you one tip (?) 

Hit the ball away from you (swing!) 

The ball is teed up 

The ball is teed up 

Start out with a drive 

Heave at the ball 

How to play golf 

(swing!) 

How to play golf 

You ever take turf? Just a little turf, just a little turf 

You ever take turf? I said I take turf all the time 

You gotta (swing!) grip correctly, you gotta cock these wrists 

You gotta grip correctly, you gotta have good footwear 

Shove your right foot out 

Turn the right foot in 

Shove your right foot out 

Heave at the ball 

The ball is teed up 

The ball is teed up 

Start out with a drive 

Heave at the ball 

The ball is teed up 

The ball is teed up 

Start out with a drive 

Heave at the ball 

(swing! clack! Yeah! Alright!) 

It's just a difficult day 

And don't let anybody ever, ever tell you any different