My Ex-girlfriend's Boyfriend Lyrics - Machine Gun Fellatio

This is a song I wrote by mistake 

Which is nice 

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band 

He writes love songs about her, and from what I understand 

He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes 

He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those 

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band 

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band 

Writes love songs about her even I can understand 

And he's got a certain something, I suppose 

His new song's on the radio, and this is how it goes 

(this is him singing): 

I don't want to live in this world anymore 

I don't want to live in this world anymore 

(He doesn't want to live in this world anymore) 

Where will I find true love? 

(Where will he find true love?) 

My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand 

A summer's day two years ago, when I was still her man 

I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes 

And that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goes 

But I've been working on my keyboards (yeah, right) 

Practising guitar 

And taking lots of bass lessons to expand my repertoire 

And my new girlfriend, my new girlfriend, 

My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend, 

My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend, 

My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend, 

My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend, 

My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend, 

My new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band