My Fondest Childhood Memories Lyrics - The Trouble With Being Myself - Macy Gray

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter 

She had a pet kangaroo 

Wore big breasts and feathers. 

She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered 

And I loved her till I 

Caught her sexing my father. 

She gonna hurt you daddy never again 

She wasn't a friend 

So I killed her. 

She gonna hurt you daddy never again 

She wasn't a friend 

So I killed her. 

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When I was 13 the plumber stopped by 

The house was flooding 

And no one knew why. 

Within no time at all he got rid of the water 

And I was grateful 

Till I caught him plunging my mother. 

He gonna hurt you momma never again 

He wasn't a friend 

So I killed him. 

He gonna hurt you momma never again 

he wasn't a friend 

So I killed him. 

He gonna hurt your momma never again 

He wasn't a friend 

So I killed him. 

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And I don't feel bad about it. 

Say what? 

And I don't feel bad about it. 

These are my fondest childhood memories. 

I was just a kid 

So they let me go despite the murders that I did 

All grown up now as you can see 

My parents are still happily married 

Thanks to me. 

She gonna hurt you daddy never again 

She wasn't a friend 

So I killed her. 

She gonna hurt you daddy never again 

She wasn't a friend 

So I killed her. 

He gonna hurt you momma never again 

He wasn't a friend 

So I killed him. 

He gonna hurt you momma never again 

he wasn't a friend 

So I killed him. 

These are my fondest childhood memories