Crew Cut Chuck Lyrics - Mad Caddies

oh lemme tell ya bout 2 guys i know 

ol' crew cut chuck an afro joe 

well crew cut sang and joe played sax 

collectin their money in a hat 

well the rent was due and the food was gone 

ol' crew cut knew it was time to move on 

[etc.] 

well they packed their bags 

and they left town 

doing their damndest 

to make new ground 

well they packed their bongs 

and they smoked mass 

doing their damndest 

to kick some fuckin ass 

well their first gig was wild and rough 

bunch of rowdy punks thinkin they were tough 

fights broke out out and folks got mad 

then crew cut chuck and joe looked bad 

crew cut chuck thought they'd kick some ass 

nearly threw a man through glass 

well that was it/that and they could not stay 

because the police came and took them awwwaaaaay 

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