Mum's The World Lyrics - Mad Caddies

Well approximation of the situation tends to bend 

When you have too much to drink 

And you piss off your friends 

You cant talk and you cant walk 

And you don't know you're name 

You find yourself attracted to a very ugly dame 

The booze just kills your conscience 

And your dick is in your hand 

And you dont know who the fuck is in your bed 

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