Driving In My Car Lyrics - Utter Madness - Madness

I've been driving in my car, it's not quite a Jaguar 

I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil 

It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne 

It says Morris on the door, the G.P.O. owned it before 

I drive in it for my job, the governor calls me a slob 

But I don't really care, give me some gas and the open air 

It's a bit old but it's mine, I mend it in my spare time 

Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil 

Just last week I changed the oil 

Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock 

I dented somebody's fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha 

I've been driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far 

I drive up to Muswell Hill, I've even been to Selsey Bill 

I drove along the A45, I had her up to 58 

This copper stopped me the other day, you're mistaken what could I say 

The tyres were a little worn, they were O.K., I could have sworn 

I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far 

I like driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far 

I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre 

I like driving in my car, it's not quite a Jaguar 

I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far