House Of Fun Lyrics - Madness - Madness

Good morning miss 

Can I help you son? 

Sixteen today 

And up for fun 

I'm a big boy now 

Or so they say 

So if you'll serve 

I'll be on my way 

Box of balloons 

With the feather-light touch 

Pack of party-poppers 

That pop in the night 

A toothbrush and hairspray 

Plastic grin 

Miss Clay on all corners 

Has just walked in 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Now I've come of age 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Welcome to the lion's den 

Temptation's on his way 

Welcome to the House of 

N-n-n-no no miss 

You misunderstood 

Sixteen big boy 

Full pint in my manhood 

I'm up to date 

And the date's today 

So if you'll serve 

I'll be on my way 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Now I've come of age 

Welcome to the lion's den 

Temptation's on his way 

Welcome to the house of fun 

I'm sorry son 

But we don't stock 

Party gimmicks 

In this shop 

Try the House of Fun 

It's quicker if you run 

This is a chemist 

Not a jokers' shop! 

Party hats 

Simple enough clear 

Comprehend savvy understand 

Do you hear? 

A pack of party hats 

With the colored tips 

Too late! 

Gorgon's heard gossip 

Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay 

Many happy returns from the day 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Now I've come of age 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Welcome to the lion's den 

Temptation's on his way 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Now I've come of age 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Welcome to the lion's den 

Temptation's on his way 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Welcome to the house of fun 

Now I've come of age 

Welcome to the house of fun