The Funny Song (oh Dear Daddy) Lyrics - Madonna

I went down to the local bar 

To buy my daddy a big cigar 

When I got home he was dead 

Somebody shot him in the head 

Oh dear daddy 

You're not gonna see me grieve 

'Cause you brought out the worst in me 

(Spoken:) 

Yep! It's all true. 

It's true. It makes me cry. 

When the funeral was through 

I had myself a barbecue 

Daddy's bones they sure taste good 

I couldn't have stopped; if only I could 

[or: I'd have killed him myself; if only I could] 

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Oh dear daddy 

You're not gonna see me sad 

'Cause everything you did was bad 

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