Life Of A Troubadour Lyrics - Mansionz

[Verse 1: Mike Posner] 

Clean up the dungeon, the king is home 

You know he's gonna wanna hear another sing-along 

Bring the crown downstairs and the blingy rope 

Hood sort of jewels, man, he can't leave them things alone 

He said the crown looks mush, is he wrong? 

Doesn't matter, grapes on the platter 

I was with the princess last night 

After the Mad Hatter got mad at her 

Man, I don't want the throne, the woman's a disaster 

I'm just tryna bag her a couple more times 

Then I'll give her back, he can have her 

Here, help me with the ladder 

[Chorus: Mike Posner] 

I've been feeling under pressure, baby 

Got me feeling these feels inside 

I've been feeling under pressure, baby 

Got me feeling these feels inside 

[Verse 2: Mike Posner] 

Shoulda never drank all the king's wine 

'Cause when I woke up, I was still wearing my wig 

I walked down the hall 

Saw the king's head, it was next to the pig's, crown and all 

And guess what? The blood's on my saber 

Ha, see you later 

If I don't disappear, they gonna put me in charge of this shit 

And I just wanna play my guitar for this bitch 

Oh yeah, I took the princess, too 

She's a Stage 5 clinger 

Probably thinks I'ma give her a ring-a on her finger 

But fuck that shit 

All these princess bitches just wanna fuck a singer, a singer 

And the singer just wants to sing, fuck, I'm gettin' tired 

My saddle's too small and my legs are on fire 

I haven't eaten in days, I wanna go home 

This bitch drank all my wine and there's no smoke 

And I know, and I know that your family's all dead 

But what the fuck were they feeding you? 

Hog heads? Fat bitch 

Matter fact, get off the horse 

Yeah, I'll be right back 

I'm on my own now with the stupid horse 

The life of a troubadour 

[Chorus: Mike Posner] 

I've been feeling under pressure, baby 

Got me feeling these feels inside 

I've been feeling under pressure, baby 

Got me feeling these feels inside 

[Verse 3: blackbear & Snoozegod] 

Uh-huh, yeah, killed the king with that drunk singer's sword 

Where's the princess? Oliver, bring her forward 

The king had no sons, so now the throne's mine 

Once I bag the princess, I'm in the bloodline 

We searched up and down 

The princess of is nowhere to be found 

Jack saw her leave at the crack of dawn, and guess what? 

What? She was on the troubadour's arm 

Now Oliver, you gotta be kidding me 

Two nights ago, I fucked her 'til my dick broke 

One night, one fight and she's gone, this a sick joke? 

And for a muhfuckin' singer? Oh no, oh no 

I'm the Mad Hatter, if she ain't fuckin' with me 

Then nobody else can have her 

I'ma find him if it even means searchin' all of Liverpool 

Tie a horse to each limb, and let 'em pull 

Ha, giddy up 

[Verse 4: blackbear, Mike Posner & (Snoozegod)] 

There he is, I see him 

We meet again, where's the woman? 

I left her 20 miles back in the mountains 

I'd be very surprised if she's still alive 

Going up Peter's Past this time of year would be ill advised, ill advised 

Honestly, I didn't love her, I only loved being alone 

But I need her for the throne 

Fuck the throne, man, it's too much work 

People hanging on every single goddamn word 

Enough, tie him up, I got a idea right now (Huh?) 

Give me a dagger, put a apple in his mouth 

I ain't gonna leave you here to starve out 

I'ma slice your fingers off, play guitar now 

Take his little tambourine, too, what's he gonna use it for? 

The death of a troubadour 

[Chorus: Mike Posner] 

I've been feeling under pressure, baby 

Got me feeling these feels inside 

I've been feeling under pressure, baby 

Got me feeling these feels inside