Egg Shaped Fred Lyrics - Mansun

I'm sick of all this scratching around 

I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand 

He's the queen of all the shops where he shops 

And he's the king of all the scene, to be seen 

Skinima Nosebreak 

Fatima toothpaste 

Penelope cheapskate 

Claudia farm gate 

We're taking egg shaped Fred for tea 

We'll make them sit strategically 

We'll test their egg-ability 

We'll make them meet 

He only wants to get in your kecks 

So he can carry out his own little test 

He only wants to get in your pants 

Because he knows that you have played in a band 

Skinima Nosebreak 

Fatima toothpaste 

Penelope cheapskate 

Claudia farm gate 

Mavis she knows 

Mavis she knows 

She's got all these things around her 

All things to no men 

She see you in hell 

I'll go shopping instead 

He will send his centipede to sort ya' 

He stretched it out to make it two foot taller