Katrina Lyrics - Math And Other Problems - Marvelous 3

I was the kind of kid back in school 

Who wore a 'Members Only' jacket and said it was cool 

That's when I met Katrina, she was best friends with Seshel 

I thought she was the one, yeah, I thought that she was special 

I saw her in the hall about a quarter to three 

I said, I'll take you in my Nova to the Tasty Freeze 

She said, I know all about you, more than I should 

I know all about your dirty mags you keep in the wood 

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be 

When I've been stalked by a lesbian? 

I can't sleep a wink 

And I'm married to the ephedrine 

How am I supposed to sleep 

When I've been stalked by a lesbian now? 

Stalked by a lesbian now 

Now don't take it light, it might seem funny to you 

Yesterday my science project was covered in glue 

So I asked that guy Seshel, I said, Was it something I said? 

He said, Quit being so fucking paranoid, it's all in your head 

The way she's looking at me, I think she wants me to be 

The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see 

Oh God, she's walking this way, oh God, what could I say? 

And I hope and I pray that one day she's gonna be straight 

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be 

When I've been stalked by a lesbian? 

I can't sleep a wink 

And I'm married to the ephedrine 

How am I supposed to sleep 

When I've been stalked by a lesbian now? 

Stalked by a lesbian now 

Stalked by a lesbian now 

So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room 

And there's this girl and she walks up to me 

She's beautiful and she says 

Hey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me? 

And I freaked, I said, Oh my God, I thought you looked familiar 

About this time, this 400 fucking pound woman walks up 

With Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck 

She comes waddling up and says, Don't fuck with my girl 

I looked at Jabba straight in the fucking eye and I say 

Don't worry, every time I picture Katrina's face 

It's gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck 

She says, Are you stupid?, I say, "No, I'm just sober 

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be 

When I've been stalked by a lesbian? 

I can't sleep a wink 

And I'm married to the ephedrine 

How am I supposed to sleep 

When I've been stalked by a lesbian now? 

Stalked by a lesbian now 

Stalked by a lesbian now 

I hope she beat the shit outta you, you homophobic