Brother For Sale Lyrics - Singles - Mary-kate And Ashley Olsen

Well, we think this world 

Is a real nice place 

But we think that it's a crime 

That we should have a older brother 

Who picks on us all the time 

So, next time he's sleeping in his room 

We're goin' to sneak in and tie him 

Then we'll take him out into the street 

And see if someone will buy him 

Brother for sale 

Only fifty cents 

Brother for sale 

He's not a big expense 

You can hug him 

You can bug him 

You could buy or rent 

Brother for sale, 

Only fifty cents 

Hey, would anybody like to buy 

A slightly used big brother? 

Even if you have one now 

Trade him for another 

He will help you with the chores 

And he's fairly clean 

The only problem is, sometimes 

He can be so mean! 

Chorus 

Brother for sale 

Twenty- five cents 

Brother for sale 

He's not a big expense 

You can hug him 

You can bug him 

You could buy or rent 

Brother for sale, 

Twenty-five cents 

If mom knew we were selling him 

We would really get it 

Buy him now, don't pay 'til June 

On approved credit 

Buy him now, and we'll tell you 

What we will do, mister 

We'll even throw into the deal 

Our little baby sister 

Brother for sale 

Only ten cents 

Brother for sale 

He's not a big expense 

You can hug him 

You can bug him 

You could buy or rent 

Brother for sale, 

Only ten cents 

He will always pick you up 

When you take a fall 

And he's good at showing you 

How to catch a ball 

He always tells these funny jokes 

And does this crazy dance 

Hey, wait! 

He sounds like a pretty nice guy... 

Let's give him one more chance 

Our brother's not for sale 

Not for any price 

Our brother's not for sale 

We guess he will suffice 

We like to hug him 

We like to bug him 

He's really rather nice 

Our brother's not for sale 

Not, 

For any price!